What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:45
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
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-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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